Just a really nice mean girl with a bunch of nothing to say...

 

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

Shoutout to the thick girls who are also thick in the arms and belly and everywhere else that isn’t considered as sexy.

All I think when I see pictures of me and my arms and chest are showing.. is that my chest is in desperate need of some collar bone ink and its driving me nuts.

Coworker’s hubby just got orders to Italy.. She is moving to fucking Italy. I will never get any closer to Italy than endless soup at Olive Garden. It leaves me feeling pouty..yet quite full and satisfied soup wise.

Someone in boxed me today and said they want to see me naked. Is this some sort of suicide by cop version of Tumblr? Why would you ask me to do that to you? So that you have an excuse to take yourself out? I may be mean, but I am not cruel.

I wish I could tell y’all some of the funniest shit ever that happens in my office, but since Tumblr is the land of hurt feelings and every ism known to man.. I can’t.

Your loss.

Does taking selfies in bad bedroom lighting burn calories or am I actually going to have to face the kettle bell? Its not good news is it? By the way, you lose weight faster if you always wear black. Its the science of Johnny Cash.

Does taking selfies in bad bedroom lighting burn calories or am I actually going to have to face the kettle bell? Its not good news is it? By the way, you lose weight faster if you always wear black. Its the science of Johnny Cash.

This is one of my favorite photos when it hits my dash…for obvious reasons.

This is one of my favorite photos when it hits my dash…for obvious reasons.

(Source: gemini-1970)